Programmes

Five rooms, one craft.

Each programme assumes you already have an app in the world. We do not teach “how to pick a tool.” We teach how to make the tool you already pay for tell a sentence you can stand behind.

Dark dashboard with line charts

Ten weeks · £2,480 · Flagship

Signal Architecture

The grammar of events, properties, identity, and the readout. This is the programme we will not compress.

Hands on a laptop reviewing figures

Four weeks · £1,160

Retention Cartography

Cohort windows for subscription and marketplace apps, resurrection without theatre, and a map you can take to finance. Pairs with the Retention Atlas.

Wall of small printed charts

Three weeks · £890

Attribution without Theatre

Paid, organic, and the humility of a click that cannot be owned. Built for teams tired of last-touch morality plays.

Notebook beside a screen of statistics

Three weeks · £1,040

Experiment Readouts

How to write the email after a test: guardrails, peeking, and the decision you make when the interval includes zero.

Close view of a data visualisation

Two weeks · £720

Session Reconstruction

Qualitative replay married to the event stream, without treating session recordings as a personality test of your users.

How enrolment works

Write via the enquiry form with the name of the programme and a two-sentence description of the app. We confirm a room eight weeks ahead. Informational prices above exclude VAT where it applies. There is no checkout on this site.